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They call me Johnny the Emceeeeeeee chyeaaaaaaaaa

Tue, Nov 23, 2010 at 1:54 PM By: Johnny C

Ion think y'all ready fo this jellyyyyyyyyyyyyy
This smuckerssssssssssssssss
UNHHHHH

Soooo, being that my alter ego Janye East is a rapper, I wrote a Mental Asylum remix to Nicki Minaj's "Moster" verse & possibly some random shizzleeeee

Ion gotta talk about killin hoes or pissing off Happy Meals. Shit I ate a happy meal while writing these. Check Em *grabs mic*:

"Monsta"

Pull in up the Precious automobile Lexus, tell the drive thru I want more lettuce
I'ma hungry guy, make em large size-Oh why look its dinner time
Now first things first ill eat the fries, then ima start grubbin the McApple pie
Cuz thats what a motha fuckin fatty do
Cuz Im Lovin' it-oh yes I do
8 piece chicken nuggs wit some BBQ
Shit Im buyin out the dollar menu
So gimme salt-ketchup-mayo and a straw for my drink-drink
Hurry up my mcflurry's melting
So Let Me Get This Straight,Wait u have no cookies?
The skinny bitches bought em out just yesterday
This is BS, but I wont stress
I mean after all I can buy a side salad
And a snack wrap just to top it, top it
With honey mustard up inside it, side it
N dont get me started on the angus
I think I'll buy a number 5 just to save it
But really really there's something that I so crave
A McChicken with extra cheese
Not On A Diet Im too busy eatin Mickey D's
So I say, hey ma'am can u help me?
I'll have apple dippers as my entree
Cuz parfaits just make my tum ache
And gives me a bad case of the poopies
(T-T-T-T)Tasty-Crispy-extra bacon please
Crunchy-Munchy-and Lunchy for me
Now Look At What You Just Saw
This Is aint no commercial
I!!! Just Love McDonalds!!

*Looks up to the sky*
*Godnika enters his body*
*random moment*

Yo Yo Yo! If you see an itty bitty biggy in a lexus, betta roll down ya window its prolly Precious!

*whips hair*

Youuuuuuuuu, smell, likeeeee, poopy! Why do you smell like shit? Why do you? Why do You?


Soulja Crack & 50 Tyson bettaaa watch outtttt ! Johnny C 2011 baybeeeee! UNHHHHHHHHH

:) lmao

Replies to this posting

  1. IZZY_BABYYY avatar

    RE: They call me Johnny the Emceeeeeeee chyeaaaaaaaaa

    Tue, Nov 23, 2010 at 3:18 PM By: IZZY_BABYYY

    LMAOOOO !
    NICKI-WAYNE-DRAKE ♥

  2. Johnny C avatar

    RE: They call me Johnny the Emceeeeeeee chyeaaaaaaaaa

    Tue, Nov 23, 2010 at 4:15 PM By: Johnny C

    lmao -__-

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