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  1. Samuel Ojekwe avatar

    On Sun, Jun 28, 2015 at 2:44 PM, Samuel Ojekwe said:

    Nicki Minaj a.k.a. Onika Tanya Maraj :

    PERHAPS BANKS HERE IN NIGERIA MAY CONSIDER THE CONCEPT AND PRAGMATISM OF PROVIDING USD [ UNITED STATES DOLLAR ] BASED CREDIT CARDS [ VISA, MASTERCARD, ETC ] IN SMALLER DENOMINATIONS E.G $10, $ 20 .........

    yeah.

    i was at a bank here in Lagos State, { Yoruba-Land }, NIGERIA the other day.

    i had heard something on the radio and also seen something on the ATM machines of this bank to the effect that customers could make INTERNATIONAL ON-LINE TRANSACTIONS using their NIGERIAN NAIRA BASED CREDIT CARDS.

    and, Onika ohbee nm, there's some stuff related to you folks .........
    [ --------- Cherokee D' Ass, Serena Williams, Beyonce, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, etc --------- ]
    ......... that i have been seeing on the internet since maybe 2013 ? 2014 ? 2012 ?
    that i had wanted to check out
    but i had needed to make credit card on-line payments in U.S. Dollars.
    the fee / bill / charge isn't very high .........
    just $1.00 really for an initial check-out.
    however it has been somewhat problematic? to proceed forwards because :
    [1] at the time i saw the stuff Nigerian banks were not? issuing U.S.D [UNITED STATES DOLLAR ] based credit cards to their customers or so i was told ?????????
    [2] the minimum amount for a NIGERIAN NAIRA BASED credit card
    ( --------- VISA at a bank i checked out --------- )
    that could be used to do the on-line transactions was about N6,750.00 or so at the time which didn't make sense to me as :
    $1.00 has approximately been anywhere between N100 to N200 since 1986 or so when
    HIS EXCELLENCY, GENERAL IBRAHIM BADAMASI BABANGIDA [IBB]
    MILITARY PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
    began implementing his SAP(STRUCTURAL ADJUSTMENT PROGRAMME)
    and other ECONOMIC POLICIES.
    and using the high value of $1.00 = N 200.00 to make some calculations as to what i needed
    to actually do the on-line transaction, it occurred to me
    that i needed only N200.00 = $1.00 and
    that after that transaction the remaining N6500.00 or so on the NIGERIAN NAIRA VISA CREDIT CARD
    would be A WASTE as i had no other USD based on-line transaction to do.
    so, i just let that one go .........

    anyway, at the bank that had been doing adverts, they said to me that they had 2 types of credit cards.
    ONE IS NAIRA BASED. THE OTHER IS USD BASED.

    i didn't quite see how i could --------- EASILY --------- WITHOUT HASSLES --------- use a Nigerian Naira based credit card to make an online payment at the websites i wanted to go to.
    so, i asked about the USD BASED CREDIT CARDS.
    and they told me the minimum value = $50.00

    using a very high exchange rate [ ......... i really don't know what the exchange rate is at the moment ......... ] of N200.00 = $1.00,
    then $50.00 = 50 X 200 = N10,000.00

    i didn't really see the sense in
    buying a $50.00 / N10,000.00 CREDIT CARD,
    using only $1.00 / N200.00
    and letting the rest of it [ ......... $49.00 / N9800.00 ......... ] GO TO WASTE.

    and it occurred to me that
    ACROSS NIGERIA
    there may be many folks who would like to make small payments
    [ ......... $1.00, $5.00, $10.00 ......... ]
    at different on-line websites
    but have BEEN UNABLE TO DO SO because of the way the banks here in Nigeria work.

    Onika nm, i guess that
    IN THE SAME WAY that
    THE SMALLEST DENOMINATION ( --------- N100.00 --------- ) GSM PHONE RECHARGE CARD IS
    THE FASTEST MOVING AND
    THE HIGHEST INCOME GENERATING DENOMINATION ( ref:economies of scale and all that,etc )
    of recharge cards AT ALL the GSM SERVICE PROVIDERS HERE IN NIGERIA
    [ ......... MTN, AIRTEL, GLO, ETISALAT ......... ],
    the realities of the Nigerian Market Place will show that
    IF MADE AVAILABLE to the Nigerian public
    the SMALLER DENOMINATION USD BASED CREDIT CARDS will INEVITABLY be
    THE MOST POPULAR
    THE PREFERRED CHOICE
    THE FASTEST MOVING
    THE HIGHEST INCOME GENERATING DENOMINATION
    OF USD BASED CREDIT CARDS here in NIGERIA.

    i wonder if the banks here in Nigeria will do something about this ?????????

    Cheers !!!!!!!!!

    Samuel Ojekwe

  2. Samuel Ojekwe avatar

    On Fri, Jun 5, 2015 at 12:52 PM, Samuel Ojekwe said:

    @ Nicki Minaj a.k.a Onika Tanya Maraj :
    THE ONIKA, ARE YOU ; ONIKA AND ME ; SAMUEL GOING TO TRY AND MAKE THIS THING WORK OR --------- SERIES. NO. 9.003

    SUBJECT : ONIKA, ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT MY ACADEMIC/EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND HERE IN NIGERIA AND YOUR ACADEMIC/EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND OUT THERE IN THE U.S.A, ETC IS REALLY NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT IS IF WE WANT TO MAKE THIS WORK OR NOT .........

    yeah.
    and that's the truth, Onika.

    what does it matter if my alma mater is the University of Nigeria, Nsukka ?
    what does it matter if your alma mater is New York Academy of Performing Arts ?

    what does it matter if i have a graduate / post-graduate degree ?

    assuming we both attended the New York Academy of Arts and we were in the same class and all,
    what value is that if we have
    ......... no chemistry ?????????
    ......... no blend ?????????
    ......... no flow ?????????
    ......... and maybe don't even like each other ?????????

    and

    assuming we both attended the University of Nigeria and we were in the same department and all,
    what value is that if we have
    ......... no chemistry ?????????
    ......... no blend ?????????
    ......... no flow ?????????
    ......... and maybe don't even like each other ?????????

    so, really, the important thing is
    --------- if we do like each other like
    --------- if we do like each other like each other enough to want to be in the other's company for long hours --------- if we do like each other like to want to be with the other person as a partner for the rest of our lives
    --------- if we do like each other enough to be willing to make the relationship work
    --------- if we do like each other enough and want to be with each other enough to be willing to try to make the relationship gel, flow and stay/last/remain/continue to be as long as we each both live

    and that's the truth.

    all i'm saying really, Onika ohbee nm, is that i guess if you ; Onika and me ; Samuel are going to make this thing work then we are going to have to start from somewhere and then move forwards and maybe learn as we go along and keep on doing what we each both can to make it work as our lives evolve.

    Cheers !!!!!!!!!

    Samuel Ojekwe

  3. Samuel Ojekwe avatar

    On Wed, Sep 3, 2014 at 1:52 PM, Samuel Ojekwe said:

    @ Nicki Minaj :
    EEKAY-EI NAHH OOKWOO-EI MAAHLUH NMAAH REENNEH
    YOUR ARSE/ASS AND YOUR WAIST ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL
    IKEI NA UKWUEI MALUNMA RINNE

    very frankly,
    and with all due respect,

    eekay-ei nahh ookwoo-ei maah-luh nmaah reenneh.
    your arse/ass and your waist are very beautiful

    ae-lohtay nm nah ahr guh-tah nm somewhere nah
    i remember that i read somewhere that

    eekay-ei buh 45 inches
    your arse/ass is 45 inches

    and

    ookwoo-ei buh 26 inches.
    your waist is 26 inches.

    ohtoo nm ssyy wheh kwoo ehbeh-orzor nmbuh,
    like i said before elsewhere

    orr de nm kah fohtoh-ei-ah buh ohfoo fohtoh-ee-ei fah nar ae-photo-shop-ror too much
    to me it is like this your photo is one photo of yours that they did not photo-shop too much

    and goh-ssy-lee ohtoo okwoo-ei nahh eekay-ei nweh-eekae ee de narh eefay.
    and (which) shows how your waist and your arse/ass may be in real life.

    anyway, nborssy orbunah nm fuh-ei narh real life
    anyway, any day i see you in real life

    ar gar nm ar-mahr really how fine ookwoo-ei de
    i will know really how fine your waist is

    and how fine eekay-ei de really.
    and how fine your arse/ass is really.

    Cheers !!!!!!!!!, Onika Tanya Maraj ( Nicki Minaj ) ar-sah-mpehteh ormaahleechar nm.

    Samuel Ojekwe

    P.S : Onika baby, i guess i'm going to come back here and do a WORD-FOR-WORD and STEP-BY-STEP TRANSLATION later.
    however, in the mean time,
    [i] nmbuh = before

    [ii] ehbeh-orzor = place-again = place-other = place-another = another place = elsewhere and/or somewhere else

    [iii] goh-ssy = show
    [iv] goh-ssy-lee = show = Pure Onitsha Igbo/Ibo

    [v] nweh-eekae = have-power/has-power = can .... will = may be in this usage

    [vi] eefay = outside .... in the open .... in the open removed from hiding
    .... in the open removed from cover/covering for everyone to see .... un-conceal-ed

    [vii] orr-buh-nah = it-is-that = if = if it is that = if.
    orr-buh-nah = orr-buh-luh-nah
    orr-buh-luh-nah = Pure Onitsha Igbo/Ibo

    [viii] orbuhnah ---- as we can see in this usage ---- = any

    [ix] lohtay = remember

    Cheers !!!!!!!!!, babe

    Samuel Ojekwe

  4. Samuel Ojekwe avatar

    On Wed, Sep 3, 2014 at 4:15 AM, Samuel Ojekwe said:

    @ Nicki Minaj :
    CULLED FROM Nicki Minaj's Big Ass & Boobs AT FACEBOOK/www.facebook.com

    @ Nicki Minaj at Nicki Minaj's Big Ass & Boobs :
    AN ATTEMPT TO TRANSLATE THAT YOUR COMMENT/SENTENCE
    " --------- It's My Ass Bitch --------- "
    INTO THE IGBO/IBO LANGUAGE

    very frankly, Nicki,

    a bitch is a female dog.

    the IGBO/IBO word for dog = nnkeetah ( nkita ).

    therefore, since nworkeh ( nwoke ) = man .... male

    and nwahnyi ( nwanyi ) = woman .... female

    a male dog = nnketah nworkeh ( nkita nwoke )

    and a female dog { bitch } = nkeetah nwahnyi ( nkita nwanyi )

    TRANSLATING DIRECTLY VIA A WORD-FOR-BASIS
    we have that

    " --------- It's My Ass Bitch --------- " =

    " --------- Orr Eekay Nm Nnkeetah Nwahnyi --------- " =

    " --------- O Ikem Nkita Nwanyi --------- "

    however,

    Nicki ormaahleechar nm
    Nicki ormaahleechar-m,
    Nicki omalicham,
    Nicki my beautiful one,

    while it is true that the ONITHSA IGBO/IBO may

    while throwing abuse at

    a person
    call the person nnkeetah ( nkita )
    irrespective of gender i.e whether the person is male or female

    a male
    call the person nnkeetah nworkeh ( nkita nwoke )
    especially if the fellow is promiscuos and/or sexually loose

    a female
    call the person nnkeetah nwahnyi ( nkita nwanyi )
    especially if the lady is promiscuos and/or sexually loose

    more general terms that may also be used in every day conversation
    in substitution for nnkeetah ( nkita ) are :

    [i] ahnuh orfeeah = animal

    ahnuh = ah-nuh = meat
    orfeeah = or-feeah = forest
    therefore, ahnuh orfeeah = meat of the forest = animal

    [ii] ahnuhmahnuh = ah-nuh-mah-nuh = animal.
    i guess this word ahnuhmahnuh is an" IGBO-NISATION"/"IBO-NISATION" of the English word animal

    [iii] ahmohsoo = ah-moh-soo = witch (female) / wizard (male)

    therefore, Nicki darling, that terse comment

    " --------- It's My Ass Bitch --------- " =

    " --------- Orr Eekay Nm Nnkeetah Nwahnyi --------- " =

    " --------- O Ikem Nkita Nwanyi --------- "

    MAY ALSO BE RE-PHRASED IN THE CONTEXT OF MEANING ? AS

    " --------- It's My Ass Bitch --------- " =

    " --------- Orr Eekay Nm Ahnuh Orfeeah --------- " =

    " --------- O Ikem Anu Ofia --------- "

    where Ahnuh Orfeeah ( Anu Ofia ) = Animal

    AND/OR AS

    " --------- It's My Ass Bitch --------- " =

    " --------- Orr Eekay Nm Nnkeetah Ahnuhmahnuh --------- " =

    " --------- O Ikem Nkita Anumanu --------- "

    where Ahnuhmahnuh ( Anumanu ) = Animal

    AND/OR ALSO AS

    " --------- It's My Ass Bitch --------- " =

    " --------- Orr Eekay Nm Ahmohsoo --------- " =

    " --------- O Ikem Nkita Amosu --------- "

    where Ahmohsoo ( Amosu ) = witch

    --------- yeah

    --------- really

    by the way, Nicki my dear,

    THE FIRST LINE IGBO/IBO LANGUAGE SENTENCES ABOVE
    IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCE LINE
    have been written
    USING OUR OWN
    SAMUEL OJEKWE AND
    RIHANNA ROBYN FENTY AND
    COCO NICOLE AUSTIN AND
    NICKI MINAJ ( ONIKA TANYA MARAJ ) AND
    LISA STANSFIELD
    VOCABULARY AND FORMAT AND METHOD
    FOR TRANSLATING IGBO/IGBOE/IGBOH/EGBO/EGBOE/EGBOH/EEGBO/EEGBOE/EEGBOH/
    IBO/IBOE/IBOH/EBO/EBOE/EBOH/
    EEBO/EEBOE/EEBOH LANGUAGE SENTENCES
    INTO
    THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

    and

    THE SECOND LINE IGBO/IBO LANGUAGE SENTENCES ABOVE
    have been written
    USING SPELLINGS DONE THE WAY THAT
    THE IGBO/IBO LANGUAGE IS GENERALLY WRITTEN.

    yeah.

    Nicki ohbee nm , remain terrific !!!!!!!!!

    Cheers !!!!!!!!!

    Samuel Ojekwe
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    On Wed, Sep 3, 2014 at 4:11 AM, Samuel Ojekwe said:

    @ Nicki Minaj :
    CULLED FROM Nicki Minaj's Big Ass & Boobs AT FACEBOOK/www.facebook.com

    @ Nicki Minaj at Nicki Minaj's Big Ass & Boobs :
    AN ATTEMPT TO TRANSLATE THAT YOUR COMMENT/SENTENCE
    " --------- Ive Got A Big Fat Ass Big Dick Follow --------- "
    INTO THE IGBO/IBO LANGUAGE

    yeah.

    Nicki ohbee nm ( Nicki my heart ),

    the English Language sentence translates into the Igbo/Ibo Language thus :

    " --------- Ive Got A Big Fat Ass Big Dick Follow --------- " =

    " --------- Ehh nweh nm nnookwoo eekay boulou eebou armuh boulou eebou sohloo nm --------- " =

    " --------- ewem nnukwu ike buluibu amu buluibu solum --------- "

    VOCABULARY
    [i] Ehh nweh nm = i have
    [ii] Ehh = i
    [iii] nweh = have
    [iv] nm = me .... short form of nmuh = me

    [v] nnookwoo = fat ---- in this usage. although nnookwoo ordinarily = big.

    Nicki, i don't know what the IGBO/IBO word for fat is.
    i will check it out and get back to you.

    however, i know that the Onitsha Igbo/Ibo may describe a fat woman as :

    '' ......... nwahnyi jooloo ae-joo .......... " =
    " ......... a woman that is full ......... "

    joo = full ---- complete
    jooloo = full ---- complete. this is Pure Onitsha Igbo/Ibo
    jooloo aejoo = full ---- completely full ---- totally full

    and the Onitsha Igbo/Ibo may describe a fat person as :

    " ......... ornyeh jooloo ae-joo ......... " =
    " ......... a person that is full ........ "

    Nicki darling, sometimes, the Onitsha Igbo/Ibo may say :

    " ......... nwahnyi joolooae-joo narh nmahduh ......... "

    and

    " ......... ornyeh jooloo aejoo narh nnmaduh ......... "

    which is all the same thing really as nmahduh = person ---- human being.

    so,
    " ......... nwahnyi joolooae-joo narh nmahduh ......... " =
    " ........ a woman that is full as a human being ......... "

    and
    " ......... ornyeh jooloo aejoo narh nmahduh ......... " =
    " ......... a person that is full as a human being ......... "

    however, Nicki my darling, i am sure that gee-lee-gee-lee = slim/thin
    as a thin/slim person is described by the Onitsha Igbo/Ibo as :

    " ......... ornyeh de gee-lee-gee-lee ......... "

    [vi] boulou eebou = big ---- this is Pure Onitsha Igbo/Ibo
    bou eebou = big
    bolou eebou = bou eebou. both can be used interchangeably.

    [vii] armuh = dick .... penis .... the male sexual reproductive organ

    [viii] sohloo nm = follow me
    sohloo = follow

    [ix] eekay = ass .... arse .... booty .... buttocks .... bottom .... butt .... etc

    by the way, Nicki my dear,

    THE FIRST LINE IGBO/IBO LANGUAGE SENTENCES ABOVE
    IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCE LINE
    have been written
    USING OUR OWN
    SAMUEL OJEKWE AND
    RIHANNA ROBYN FENTY AND
    COCO NICOLE AUSTIN AND
    NICKI MINAJ ( ONIKA TANYA MARAJ ) AND
    LISA STANSFIELD
    VOCABULARY AND FORMAT AND METHOD
    FOR TRANSLATING IGBO/IGBOE/IGBOH/EGBO/EGBOE/EGBOH/EEGBO/EEGBOE/EEGBOH/
    IBO/IBOE/IBOH/EBO/EBOE/EBOH/
    EEBO/EEBOE/EEBOH LANGUAGE SENTENCES
    INTO
    THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

    and

    THE SECOND LINE IGBO/IBO LANGUAGE SENTENCES ABOVE
    have been written
    USING SPELLINGS DONE THE WAY THAT
    THE IGBO/IBO LANGUAGE IS GENERALLY WRITTEN.

    yeah.

    and maybe nmuh : Samuel nahh eei : Nicki ( Onika ) should get together sometime, kar arnyi narbor mahr-luh eefeh arnyi gar eh-meh mahkah-eeah
    ( laughing out loud ) (lol)
    Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

    nmuh = me
    nahh = and
    eei = you [ THIS IS A NEW/FIRST USAGE AND SPELLING ]
    nmuh : Samuel nahh eei : Nicki ( Onika ) =
    me : Samuel nahh you : Nicki ( Onika )

    kar arnyi narbor mahr-luh =
    let the two of us know =
    let both of us know
    arnyi narbor = us two ---- both of us ---- two of us
    kar = let
    mahr-luh = know ---- this is Pure Onitsha Igbo/Ibo
    mahr = know
    mahr-luh = mahr. both words can be used interchangeably.
    however the Onitsha Igbo/Ibo is wont/more likely to use mahr-luh.

    gar eh-meh mahkah-eeah = will do about it
    gar = will .... sometimes gar = going to
    eh-meh = do .... to do
    mahkah-eeah = about it
    mahkah = about in this usage although ordinarily mahkah = because
    eeah = it

    eefeh = what in this usage .... ordinarily, eefeh = thing

    Nicki ohbee nm , remain terrific !!!!!!!!!

    Cheers !!!!!!!!!

    Samuel Ojekwe
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  6. Nate15Sarfo avatar

    On Mon, Jul 28, 2014 at 6:40 AM, Nate15Sarfo said:

    You complete my sexual desires

  7. DopeMinaj avatar

    On Sun, Oct 13, 2013 at 10:37 AM, DopeMinaj said:

    O .O dat ass doe.

  8. Caribbean_MINAJ avatar

    On Mon, Sep 16, 2013 at 11:25 AM, Caribbean_MINAJ said:

    Simply Gorgeous

  9. faani avatar

    On Sat, May 4, 2013 at 3:05 AM, faani said:

    Very beautiful

  10. Pink Neecey avatar

    On Fri, Apr 12, 2013 at 11:19 AM, Pink Neecey said:

    There's enough room for every body

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