Hermosa Barbie’s Blog

  1. Mon, Apr 7, 2014 at 8:01 AM

    Haters these days

    Ok so today at school this boy had the nerve to say that Nicki was the most ugliest person on earth. First of all he needs to stfu. Nicki is beautiful inside and out. I just hate when people talk about our Queen like that. I love you Nicki no matter what, eres hermosa.

  2. Tue, Jan 14, 2014 at 8:02 AM

    Men...

    A lot of men act like they are doing a woman a favor by asking for their hand in marriage, but let's think about this: She changes her name, changes her home, leaves her family, moves in with you, builds a home with you. Gets pregnant for you, bears a child for you. Pregnancy destroys her...

  3. Tue, Jan 14, 2014 at 7:05 AM

    A Woman

    Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

  4. Mon, Jul 29, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    5 Deadly Terms Used By WOMAN.

    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when she knows she's right and you need to shut up. 2. Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, NOT PERMISSION, DO NOT DO IT. 4. Whatever: It's a womans way of saying screw you. 5. That's Okay: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you'll pay for your mistake. BONUS WORD: WOW!...

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