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I go by the pseudonym ‘Barbie’, and no, it's not because I’m a plastic whore, but because I’m a blonde Asian who’s popular among girls.
I have many friends, who I share my perfect life with. I happen to own everything you can think of, in pink.
I can be scary at times because I don’t blink and stare at you no matter where you are; i also smile 24/7, even when you break my head off. I’m a victim of decapitation, a supermodel body, and a symbol of bimboism. (:

“Holy shit, I’m perfect!”

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Kevin Zolanski

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Kevin Zolanski is a male professional procrastinator from the land of 10,000 lakes. He has been a member of this site for 3 years.

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