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Sun, Sep 11, 2011 at 12:47 PM

NICTIONARY

Alfred bitchcock : a term of endearment to one bitchy Harajuku barbie to another. Generally used among BFF's

Ackorgiddyway itchesorgiddybay : pig latin term for wack bitches

BFF : Barbie For Fucking ever

Bad Bitch Check : is wen a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy locks : good head

Balloon Boy : the adopted ladybug of the barbs
the oracle

Barbie Backhand : The act of using intense force while unexpectedly giving the hand to a hater

Barbie Boom Box : a device out of which the Barbies fetch music is played from

Barbie Detention when the HB herself puts on of her barbs on time out for doing something totally unfetch *only the HB can remove a barbie detention. length of stay may vary
*While on barbie detention a barbie must be willing to do anything asks of her to regain her position as a barb. TASKS MAY VARY

Barbie Juice : Ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blat of EUPHORIA

Barbie Powers : to beam your thoughts to another barb without speaking
to put a hex on a strawberry shortcake by wiggling your finger at them

Barbies Phone number : (718) sit-urass-down

Basement : the opposite of penthouse used when one is to cocky

Been a Fan : a term used to describe a cornball

Cater to your ken day : one day a month a day when barbis stops being a diva and grants her kens every wish

Doll house : a place where barbie resides on business

Dolly lama : a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace a problem solver

Fetch : a term used to describe something a bitchy HB really likes *Only used with HBs

Firemarshal : a term used for someone trying to shut your shit down

Frosty da snowman : a boy or girl who wears blurry diamonds step your clarity up

GBR : abbreviation for got a barbie rolling

Gabbage patch kid : a bust down a doll who wants the barbs to adopt her

get off my fone : a swift dismissal of a stupid ass phone call or comment

HB abbreviation for harajuku barbie

ITS BARBIE BITCH! : how the barbs say good bye

Penthouse : the act of stepping someones dick or cookies allthe way up ( ;

Raggedy the spy : a name for bitches that want to be like you but just wont come out the closet a flip on harriet the spy

Roger that : to verbally tell a short cake she should get like you in the new year

Step your scotty up : to be up on the lyrics or lingo off of the new mixtape beam me up scotty

Surf board : use to describe a hating ass washed up bitch

tumble dry : use when talking to washed up bitches

Waffle house : a cleary missguided old wrinkle

  1. •••The Nutty Zolanski ••• avatar

    On Mon, Sep 26, 2011 at 8:37 PM, •••The Nutty Zolanski ••• said:

    Y'all better study I dNt want y'all to go to barbie/Ken detention MAKE SURE Y'ALL STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¢!!!!!!!!!!!!$!!!!

  2. •••The Nutty Zolanski ••• avatar

    On Mon, Sep 26, 2011 at 8:34 PM, •••The Nutty Zolanski ••• said:

    Now I wanted y'all to study up if y'all don't u hav to go to barbie/Ken detention! MAKE SURE U STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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