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Mon, Sep 5, 2011 at 2:22 PM

*Nictionary*

*Nictionary*
The ‘Nictionary’ is the dictionary Nicki Minaj has created to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies.. step ya nictionary up!

“Everyone can use nictionary terms but warning: you automatically become a Harajuku Barbie & your life will never be the same!” - Nicki Minaj.

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay
1: the Barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”

Alfred Bitchcok
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad Bitch Check
1: when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks
1: good head.

Balloon Boy
1: the adopted lady bug of Barbie nation.2: the oracle.

Barbie Berry
1: term for a Barbie’s BlackBerry.

Barbie Boom box.
1: a device out of which the Barbie’s “fetch” music is played from.
*also known as BBB

Barbie Detention
1: when the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her Barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a Barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a Barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Juice
1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that Barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.

Barbie Powers
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

Barbie’s Phone Number
718-SIT-URASSDOWN

Basement
1: the act of stepping one’s twig & berries / cookies DOWN. Opposite of “penthouse”, used when one is too cocky.

Been a Fan
1: term used to describe a cornball.
*when used in a sentence: “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”

Ben
1: a man with no car and money.
2: a broke ass Ken.

BFF
1: Barbie For FuckinEver.

Bustitbarbie
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to Your Ken Day
1: one day a month when a Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
*activities on this day include cooking his favorite dish in a bikini, riding him like a cowboy THEN saying “it’s Barbie BITCH!!!!”

Chin Check
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

Copyrightin’ Infringements
1: Girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
*”I’m a dime you a NICCLETTE, lite skinned PIGMENT, write my own shit yall copyrighting INFRINGEMENT!”

Doll House
1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.

Fire Marshall
1: someone trying to shut your shit down.
*sentence: “word? Oh u on ya fire Marshall Shit.”

Frosty the Snowman
1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds.

Cabbage Patch Kid
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the Barbies will adopt her.

Get Off My Phone
1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.
*when used in a sentence: “Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!”

GBR
1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Harajuku Barbie
1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken
1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall back” and when to “step his dick up”.

HB
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!!
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Penthouse
1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.

Powder Puff
1: a sad faced weirdo who pouts.

Step Your Scotty Up
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics/lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.

Strawberry Shortcake
1: a broke bitch
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin
1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped Barbie.

Surfboard
1: used to describe a hating ass WASHED up bitch.
*when used in a sentence: “Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!”

Tumble dry
1: used when speaking to WASHED up bitches.
*when used in a sentence: “tumble dry bitch!! Tumble dry!!”

Waffle House
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

“When You Believe” by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
1: our official THEME song.

Zoo
1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity. Zzoooo!!!!!

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