Sat, Jan 22, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :
I’m a GIRL\ and I’m RICH \its BARBIE \ YOU little BITCH!!!!!
AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: \ak-?r-gi-d?-w?-?ich-es-?r-gi-d?-b?\: adjective
1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.
Alfred Bitchcok : \?al-fr?d-?bich-käk\ : noun
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.
Bad Bitch Check : \bad-?bich-chek\ : verb
1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.
Baldy Locks : \?bol(d)-?-läks\ : adjective
1: Good head.
Balloon Boy : \b?-?lün-?boi\ : noun
1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.
2: the oracle.
Barbie Backhand : \?bär-b?-bak-?hand\ : verb
1: The act of using intense force while unexpectedly givin da back hand to a hata.
BarbieBerry :\bär-b?-ber-?\: noun
1: term for BlackBerry. (barbie submitted, HB approved)
BarbieBoomBox : \?bär-b?-?büm-bäks\ : noun
1: a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from.
Barbie Detention : \?bär-b?-di-?ten-ch?n\ : noun
1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.
Barbie Juice : \?bär-b?-?jüs\ : noun
1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.
Barbie Powers : \?bär-b?-?pau-(-?)rz\: noun
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.
Barbie’s Phone Number:
Basement : \?b?s-m?nt\ : verb
1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.
2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.
BEEN a fan : \ben-?-fan\ : noun
1: term used to describe a cornball.
Sentence : “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”
Ben: \’ben\ : adjective
1. broke ass ken. (barbie submitted, HB approved)
BFF :\b-f-f\: noun
1: Barbie For FuckinEver
Bustitbarbie :\?b?st-?bär-b?\ : noun
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.
Cater to your Ken Day :\?k?-t?r-tü-y?r-ken-?d?\: noun
1: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
Chin Check : \’chin-chek\ : verb
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.
Chuckles : \?ch?-k?ls\ : verb
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.
CopyRightin’ Infringements :\kä-p?-?r?t-in-in-?frinj-m?nt\: noun
1: girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
Da Dun Dun :\?d?-d?n-d?n\: adjective
1: used wen u have no more words 4 wash-ups and shortcakes.
Sentence : Fall bak hoe! Da dun dun!
Doll House :\?däl-?haus\ : noun
1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.
Dolly Lama :\?däl-l?-?lä-m?\: noun
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.
Fetch : \?fech\ : adjective
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes.
*Only used with other HBs.
Fire Marshall: \fi(-?)r-mär-sh?l\ : noun
1: a term for sum1 tryna shut ya shit down.
Sentence: word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.
Frosty Da Snowman : \fro-st?-?d?-?sn?-man\ : noun
1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.
Gabbage Patch Kid :\?ga-bij-?pach-kid\: noun
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.
GBR : \g-b-r\ : verb
1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.
Get off my Fone : \git-’of-?m?-f?n\ : noun
1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.
Sentence: Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!
Goose : \?güs\ : adjective
1: captures both ‘fetch’ and ‘zoo’ in one term.
2: a parallel to the (common folk) term ‘AMAZING’
Harajuku Barbie : \?? ?bär-b?\ : noun
1: refer to Harajuku.
Harajuku Ken : \?? ?ken\ – noun
1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his dick up”.
HB : \h-b\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.
Hi! I’m Roni DOITCHH!!! :\h?-?m-r?-n?-do?i-ich\: verb
1: Go fuk yourself.
sentence: “Wut hoe? Hi! I’m Roni DOITCHH!” Or “BitchBYE! I’m roni DOITCH!”
HK : \h-k\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.
It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : \?ts-?bär-b?-?bich\: noun
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.
Judge Judy:\?j?j-jüd-?\: noun
1: friend in our head & baddest barbie in the galaxy
Muny: \??m?-n?\ : noun
1: alternate term for money.
* Can only be spoken by bad b*tches. Under achievers need not apply. Log off.
Penthouse : \?pent-?haus\: verb
1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.
Raggedy The Spy: \?ra-g?-d?-th?-sp?\ : noun
1: a name for bitches who wanna be like u, but just wont come outta the closet.
2: a Flip on Harriet the Spy.
Sentence: come out da closet raggedy!!! the spy!!!!
Regeey Bear : \r?-j?-ber\: noun
1: a friend in our head.
2: a cute liddle muffin that talks and looks like Regis.
sentence : ur a cute regeey bear!
Roger Dat : \?rä-j?r-d?t\ : verb
1: verbally style on a shortcake by implying she should “get like u” in 2010.
Sentence: Scuze me? Bitch! Roger dat!
Sighamese Twins :\?s?-?-?m?z-’twins\: adjective
1: 2 sighs bak2bak.
Step Your Scotty Up : \step-y?r-skät-?-??p\ : verb
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.
Strawberry Shortcake : \?stro-?ber-?-short-?k?k\ : noun
1: a broke bitch ;
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.
Stud Muffin :\?st?d-m?-f?n\: noun
1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.
Surfboard : \?s?rf-bord\ : adjective
1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch.
Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!!
Tumble Dry : \?t?m-b?l-?dr?\ : verb
1: used wen speaking to WASHED bitches.
Sentence : Tumble Dry bitch! Tumble Dry!!!
Vertical : \v?r-ti-k?l\ : adjective
1: a descriptive for easily surpassing your competitors.
2: also used to describe your “natural” high.
Sentence : I’m too VERTICAL hoe!!!
* Men can also use “vertical” – Sentence: “Damn baby u bad, u got a nigga real vertical right now”
Waffle House : \wä-f?l-?haus\ : adjective
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.
Wet Wipe Willy : \?wet-?w?p-wil-ly\ : adverb
1: slang used 2 expound on “shitting” on a competitor.
Sentence : I’m clearly wet wipe willy…hoe!!!
When You Believe : by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
1: our official THEME song.
download & learn it – “story of my life”
When You Believe
Zolanski-itis : \?zo-?län-?sk?-?-t?s\ : adjective
1: catching contact.
Sentence : Fuk u tryna do nigga? Gimme dat Zolanski-Itis? Fall off!
Zoo :\?zü\: adjective
1: when exciting, crazy, and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity.