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Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 2:17 PM

Lil Kim's New (best) Song

I'm mad cause I'm washed up.
Damn, my career is fucked up.
And I finally caught up:
I used to be hot, but Nicki took the spot.
I'm suing the plastic surgeon that made me look like a mop top.
People take pictures with me, but my face gets cropped.
I look like a fucking pale ass monkey.
I got blow up doll cheeks and my skin is lumpy.
Biggie was my pimp.... I'm a hoe.
I look like a chimp... I know.
I can't rap and I'm sloppy.
My album was on pay pal and sold 2 copies.
I got a nasty ass mole on my face.
I tried to compete with Nicki, but I lost the race.
I have no fans, I get no love.
My ass is still playing in small clubs.
But don't worry, I got a house, don't panic.
I live in a small ass attic.
I got a pineapple head.
#RIPNicki was trending with people thinking she was dead.
I know they felt fear.
But the only dead thing here is my rap career.

  1. Mz.Cutiie:HarajukuBarbieXx avatar

    On Sat, Sep 3, 2011 at 9:33 AM, Mz.Cutiie:HarajukuBarbieXx said:

    Ohhh My Goodness this is soo dope!

  2. CORE_FAN avatar

    On Tue, Aug 30, 2011 at 6:48 PM, CORE_FAN said:

    I LUV IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OMG BEST LIL KIM DISS EVA!!!

  3. IAmTheDopest avatar

    On Wed, Aug 10, 2011 at 9:56 AM, IAmTheDopest said:

    LMFAOOOOOO!

  4. XTheAlex avatar

    On Tue, Aug 9, 2011 at 7:01 PM, XTheAlex said:

    LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!

  5. -Barbiie- avatar

    On Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 11:40 AM, -Barbiie- said:

    Lmaoo That Was Hilarious

  6. TheGerminatorr avatar

    On Sun, Jul 31, 2011 at 9:59 AM, TheGerminatorr said:

    LMFAOO ROTFL !!

  7. TeamMinajBLONDIE avatar

    On Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 2:48 PM, TeamMinajBLONDIE said:

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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