Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Lame pick up line, but........
Well a couple of days ago i was walking to the busstop from school and it had this guy walking in the back of me. I could of hear him walking so i turnd around saw him and he was a lil far from me, so anyway i turnd back around. He looked like a construction worker so i was like oke w/e anyway. Eventualy he catch up with me and outa the blue he ask me what i wanna be when i grow up, i didnt want to tell him so i lied and told him a Lawyer, den he sed Great! cause im a crimminal! first i thought that, that was a LAMEE ASS MOFO Pick up line so i just smile and sed oke! but den he kept on sayin yea im a Criminal im a Criminal and i was like ow fuck! what the fuck going on here and i was swear he was ready to kidnap and go with me me nuh like fo real! so im there tryna make eye contact with other ppl and stuff tht was like around us! so den he ask if i want to defend him -__-' and im like oww shit so now my heart is all the way in ma ass! and the guy say Remember nuh when ur older ima look for you to defend me :O so i slowd down walkin and he sed OKE i just looked at him and grin and he continued to walk. I had to sit down and cath myself! cause tht was just soo MOFO RANDOM YOO!