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Wed, Jan 26, 2011 at 6:11 PM

Barbie Dictionary !

Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :

I’m a GIRL \ and I’m RICH \ its BARBIE \ YOU little BITCH!!!!!

-AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: \?akt?-or?gi-d?-w?-?iches-or?gi-d?-?b?\: adjective

1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.

-Alfred Bitchcok : \?al-fr?d – ?bich – ?käk\ : noun

1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

-Bad Bitch Check : \?bad – ?bich – ?chek\ : verb

1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

-Baldy Locks : \bal-d?-läks\ : adjective

1: Good head.

-Balloon Boy : \ba-?l??-b?i\ : noun

1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.

2: the oracle.

-BarbieBoomBox : \?bär-b?-?büm-?bäks\ : noun

1: a device out of which the Barbie’s “fetch” music is played from.

-Barbie Detention : \?bär-b? -di-?ten-ch?n\ : noun

1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

-Barbie Powers : /?bär-b?-p?-?r/: noun

1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.

2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

-Barbie’s Phone Number:

718-SIT-URASSDOWN

-Basement : \b?s-m?nt\ : verb

1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.

2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.

-BFF :/b-f-f/: noun

1: Barbie For FuckinEver

-Bustitbarbie :\?b?st-?t-?bär-b?\ : noun

1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

-Cater to your Ken Day :\k?-t?r-?tü-y?r-?ken-?d?\: noun

1: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.

-Chin Check : \?chin -?chek\ : verb

1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

-Chuckles : \?ch?-k?l\ : verb

1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

-CopyRightin’ Infringements :\?kä-p?-?r?t?n-in-?frinj-m?nts\: noun

1: girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.

-Doll House :\?däl – ?hau?s\ : noun

1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

-Dolly Lama :/dä-l?-?lä-m?/: noun

1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

-Fetch : \?fech\ : adjective

1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes.

*Only used with other HBs.

-Frosty Da Snowman : \fro-st?-d?-sn?-man\ : noun

1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.

-Gabbage Patch Kid :\?ga-bij-pach-’kid\: noun

1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

-GBR : \g-b-r\ : verb

1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

-Harajuku Barbie : \??\ : noun

1: refer to Harajuku.

-Harajuku Ken : \??\ - noun

1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his dick up”.

HB : \h-b\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK : \h-k\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

-It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : \?ts – ?bär-b? – ?bich\: noun

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

-Penthouse : \?pent-?haus\: verb

1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.

-Step Your Scotty Up : \?step – y?r – ?skät? – ?p\ : verb

1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.

-Strawberry Shortcake : \?str?-?ber-? – ?sh?rt – ?k?k\ : noun

1: a broke bitch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

-Stud Muffin :\?st?d-m?-f?n\: noun

1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

-Waffle House : \?wä-f?l -?hau?s\ : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

-Zoo :\?zü\: adjective

1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.

*can only be said with extreme intensity.

-Surfboard : \s?rf-b?rd\ : adjective

1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch.

Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!!

-Tumble Dry : \t?m-b?l-dr?\ : verb

1: used wen speaking to WASHED bitches.

Sentence : Tumble Dry bitch! Tumble Dry!!!

-Waffle House : \?wä-f?l -?haus\ : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.


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  1. neisha_minaj avatar

    On Sun, Jun 30, 2013 at 2:39 PM, neisha_minaj said:

    the trap is where ever u make ur money and that mean she beez there

  2. neisha_minaj avatar

    On Sun, Jun 30, 2013 at 2:38 PM, neisha_minaj said:

    beez in the trap means u she stay getting her money meaning the trap is where ever u make ur money

  3. jahtay22 avatar

    On Sun, Dec 2, 2012 at 4:34 PM, jahtay22 said:

    omg me like no me <3

  4. Taytaydabarbie avatar

    On Sun, Jul 22, 2012 at 9:31 AM, Taytaydabarbie said:

    Wats the meaning of hov lane

  5. Taytaydabarbie avatar

    On Sun, Jul 15, 2012 at 7:27 AM, Taytaydabarbie said:

    Also when people try to put me down and tell me I won't make it what advice can u give me to keep my head up

  6. Taytaydabarbie avatar

    On Sun, Jul 15, 2012 at 7:02 AM, Taytaydabarbie said:

    I'm 14 and I'm a singer and song writer what advice can u give to make it into the music industry

  7. Scotty Flyington avatar

    On Mon, Jun 11, 2012 at 6:12 PM, Scotty Flyington said:

    Beez In The Trap means- A person that Beez in the working place and the trap is money.....

  8. lovingmysalf avatar

    On Thu, May 31, 2012 at 9:32 PM, lovingmysalf said:

    Wats your meaning of Beez In The Trap

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