Rap Battle

Sat, Dec 10, 2011 at 8:18 PM By: RICOMINATI

You know what to do. (:

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  1. RomansBestie avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Fri, Dec 23, 2011 at 1:20 PM By: RomansBestie

    i didn't check this for a week, cause these verses are so weak
    Didn't care about these circumstances, winning for me just isnt bleak
    And as I knew would happen, there's just some mindless titter
    Lacking all your energy, thought you were bouncy, tigger
    but you have lost your stripes, what's with all this random talk?
    You seemed to have a bark, but you couldn't walk the walk
    And you crumble, your creativity's been drained
    And your parade, on it, my verses have rained
    You seem to need a fresh start, grab your pillow and your teddy
    Go to sleep, wake up fresh, maybe then you will be ready
    You should get down on your knees, pray to do better by your bedside
    But even at your freshest, I'll still wash you out, call me tide
    Your words contradict yourselves, blah blah blah
    Because when you read between the lines, you don't have to be far
    to hear the screaming of "my verses aren't great
    they aren't up to par, they score plus eight
    and i'm talking golf, a sport so boring it fits
    Like rich old people walking round in some knits"
    its putting me to sleep, please step up your game
    or I won't bother even writing words down for you lames
    because honestly, I'm not seeing much return
    Go back to rap school, cause you all need to learn

  2. Musique Barb avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 9:28 AM By: Musique Barb

    You're talking school, well I'm the teacher you're the student
    Take a seat get out your notebook, I'm wise and prudent
    You obviously have been learning from all of the dumb ones
    Talking all about your walk but you sound like a dumb broad

    Blonde, you should've stopped when you had a chance
    Talking about some naps, try hibernating your raps perchance

    Wake up, when it's winter again
    The only reason you even trying is because you know I'm in
    This, right here you can own
    Cause I own your style, your words and your flow

    You saying your hard then get a candy name
    You wanna be like Eminem, I eat that chocolate and slay
    They all taste the same
    They all wack and fade
    You wanna be like Lil Wayne
    Get a Weezy name

    Yea, I'm trash-talking you down
    Though you should know that by heart that's where you raps are found
    Garbage, you stink, here the crickets while I read your words, weak

    Yet, you still continue though
    You just coming back for more when you are finito

    Duh dun dun, it's over
    I wish you better luck next time
    Hey, here's a four leaf clover
    You can use it as your life line
    (SN: I'm not hating on Eminem and Lil Wayne, love them ;])

    *Muwah!* *Muwah!*
    "They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not.
    They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got"

  3. RomansBestie avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 3:18 PM By: RomansBestie

    why yes I am blonde, isn't that a coinkydink?
    but I dont clown, thats you skiddamarinkadink
    except I don't love you like lipstick on the glass
    I'm here for a good time, not a long time, yet I last
    But you're last *ha ha ha* think you're coming in first?
    Like Ricky Bobby, you're a parody, you really are the worst
    I mean c'mon now, why don't we review the situation
    *this is a game of concentration, no repeats or hesitations*
    You've lost so bad, it seems like you've been misplaced
    And your pride? well, its obviously been disgraced
    And your flow, cold molasses, so slow, been replaced
    The path you've chosen, you may want to retrace
    I cannot see where you want to go except the podium high
    But you're going backwards Benjamin Button, a kid soon to die
    If you cannot handle what I say, perhaps you should admit defeat
    There's more pride in that then in hearing you repeat.

  4. iAMJCdC avatar

    Re: Rap Battle

    Wed, Dec 28, 2011 at 8:22 AM By: iAMJCdC

    I Break Bitches And Bones
    All Of These Raps Are Old
    You're Going To Get Buried Alive
    Its My Time To Shine
    I See These Rap Bitches Taking Dives At Each Other
    And I Was Like "Why Bother"
    I'm Still Walking The Red Carpet With My Cape And Crown
    You Already Know Its Going Down
    All These Rappers Acting Childish
    I Dont Play With Little Kids
    None Of This New
    What You Doing Aint Cool
    I Havent Taken Out My Mixtape And I'm Already Getting Fame
    See I'm Already Built For This Game
    I Terminate Anybody Who Gets In My Way
    Go Back And Play With Your Little Clay
    I'm Spitting Verses Like Nothing And Now JCdC Is Back
    And You Cant Do None Of That
    I Already See What Everybody Lacks
    I'm The Still The Best And Thats A Fact

  5. RomansBestie avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Fri, Dec 30, 2011 at 3:41 AM By: RomansBestie

    You think that you're the shit, yeah you think you're all that?
    You think you run the streets, call yourself alleycat
    But your glasses must be on crooked, straighten out boy
    You say you don't play with kids, well go grab a toy
    Cause you seem to be childish, I could babysit ya
    And my old kids CD's, they could maybe fit ya
    Cause you shouldn't be rapping, get a job with Raffi
    Banana phone, you're all alone; everyone can see
    You tryna act like the boss, you see that I'm the VP
    Its Pink Friday Records; The prez is Nicki
    You could be my towelboy, the flow so hot im perspiring
    And you wanna get my fame; its kinda inspiring
    How you think you own the game, you think you are the king?
    Well Im the queen, bow to your knees, kiss my scepter and my ring
    Yet Im cold, show no mercy to the little wannabes
    You're so crusty, cannot touch me, so dingy you got fleas
    Bet it'd burn ya to get on my level, I'm on fire flame; hot sauce
    But you are in the fourth lane, and I jump over you lames; hopscotch
    I keep it sweet, sweet and sour, lemon and butterscotch
    But when Im sour you can't take it; Clancy on the rocks
    Clancy on the rocks, Clancy oh you rock
    Cause your secret adoration ain't so secret Sherlock
    Everytime you try to take me down, its like a valentine
    Securing first place; a spot that is rightfully mine.
    So sit back, maybe its time you should retire
    You sound so old, just like my grandmother's attire
    grab her hat to hide your face, I'll get my Zanotti's and we'll race
    But you could never catch up to me, better step up to my pace.


  6. RICOMINATI avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Wed, Jan 4, 2012 at 5:31 PM By: RICOMINATI

    Tic-toc goes the clock as I'm loading my glock
    Couple hunnits in my sock, leave a nigga in shock
    Lyrics are in my hands, music is on my wrists
    Wrap that shit up, call it a rap fist
    You a half shaved, mop-headed Grinch
    My dick's so big, I turn around and you flinch
    Put a Sketchers in your mouth, shape your rap u
    Shit's so weak, make a wrist bent nigga look tough
    I play this game crazy, get wild like Jumanji
    Keep a papered nigga and a nice looking mami
    Your beat goes hard but my words go harder
    Commander and chief, you would have sweared I'm your father
    My bars are deadly, your lyrics it murdered
    Baby girl I'm so fresh like I'm the cover of Gerbert
    My talent is endless I could show it for hours
    Your diss has been devoured and Jayy Rico's in power

  7. Fernando David Martinez avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Sun, Jan 22, 2012 at 5:52 PM By: Fernando David Martinez

    "You Jasmin On Me Like They Call Me Magic Rug"

  8. iAMJCdC avatar

    Re: Rap Battle

    Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 9:47 AM By: iAMJCdC

    Bitch you're the one who started all this drama
    By the time this is over you're going to call for your momma
    Bitch don't act dumb like you don't know what im talking about
    This whole rap shit you ain't built for so find another route
    I slayed once i slayed twice and this is going to be my third time
    Bitch i hope you're ready to say goodbye
    And this is just the beginning of my diss
    I mean you're the toilet on which im going to piss
    I see people staring at me when im out in the hallways
    I mean haven't these bitches seen a rapped that goes both ways
    I can feel you shake when i step inside the room
    I mean you already know that i win and you lose
    Im a bad motherfucker and nicki a bad Bitch
    My mixtape and her mixtape are nothing compared to this
    We get them good reviews
    While you're getting those bad views
    These rappers don't know shit about rapping
    All of these verses are just so wacky
    I say you're a dumb Bitch while nicki says you a stupid hoe
    Can't you see that im going to wrap another rap Bitchs coffin with a bow
    I have something prepared for every rap Bitch in this rap battle
    Some of you might run to the harajuku barbie and tattle
    Its just a diss nothing serious
    Unlike your face which i find hilarious

  9. YungMoney_Minaj avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 1:36 AM By: YungMoney_Minaj

    I may be mad late, but i'm the freshest to date.
    you niggas think you stealin, but i'm at the home plate
    ya moms told you that you could rap, but son that woman lied
    after i'm through with you, i will have you hypnotized

    i'm the top bawse, walk around in a dashiki
    not even halfway through, yet you haters wanna be me.
    Playtime is Over, 2007 call me Nicki.
    all yous soft as ice cream, i'ma call you Pretty Ricky

    my flow dominates, call me Prominent
    this old school rhymin flow is predominant
    I roll up in a jaguar, and I'm parking on the sidewalk
    i'm so slick just call me Rick, no Sonic the Hedgehog

    This rhyme scheme is getting old,
    maybe it's time for me to switch the flow
    keep her pussy wet, can't move too fast, my boat i gotta row
    Gotta good accountant, someone to count my dough

    ugh i'm getting bored, I can't wait for a reply
    but my flow is superior, so why would you try
    cowards like mr. lion go ahead and cry
    I think it's time to finish up this rap, so i say good bye

  10. RomansBestie avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Tue, Jan 24, 2012 at 2:28 AM By: RomansBestie

    Its almost been a month since I checked this, look at how time flies
    And still it seems this boring text has me closing my eyes
    You all think adding cuss words makes you like a big boy
    Who told you that? Your imaginary friend, like your ploy?

    Cause while you claim to be the best, there truly is no point
    I'm reining over all, all the rest of you just dissapoint
    Because I bring my A game everyday like Im playing for LA
    But its True North Canada I rep till the end of my days

    And you think you're slick, as if you have been greased
    Words done stuck together like my cats food, Fancy Feast
    its about as chunky, quite as horrid, and no I'm not afraid
    Except for maybe the fact that your English must've failed a grade

    I think you need a rhyming dictionary, better call up me
    Because I know so many flows, something you could never be
    I have so much knowledge SOPA wanted to crash me too
    Im albert einsten and steven hawkings' brain masses times two

    But still while I'm still a nerd bitch, I keep it hypothermic
    I never chill with any lames because they always try to murk it
    Knock me off my pedestal, hah you'd need a 20 foot pole
    Im just that far ahead of you, cause bitch I'm on a roll

  11. YungMoney_Minaj avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Sun, Jan 29, 2012 at 5:43 AM By: YungMoney_Minaj

    I say cuss words, but that doesn't make me a man
    I rap smooth, writing flows like only Biggie can
    Your rap put me to sleep, math class
    In a rhymin battle, I'm pretty sure you come in dead last

    My flow is being weak, let me get my game together
    Pull up in that lamborghini, interior all leather
    Flow Lyte as feathers, rain on you watch the weather
    You're a meteor, I'm a blue comet
    Always hard to find, but I am who you covet

    I put a spell on you, Hocus Pocus
    I fly so high, I shift in and out of focus
    Why am I playing you, I didn't read your entire rhyme
    I find better things to do when I drop a dime

    That didn't sound right, the T, to the O. N.
    Get to runnin when you see me, I am a bad omen
    Get on your knees, say your prayers Dear Jesus, Amen
    You're my son, let me put you in your play pen

    You wanna think that you can flow agianst the big boys
    All of that babbling you're doing, calm with that noise
    But you wanna talk about a pedestal, I knocks people off
    Get the people jumpin, call me Kriss Kross

    You're Albert Einstein? he couldn't tie his shoes
    You seem to be upset, I see you've blown a fuse
    I make people have a blackout, that's what Prominent's about
    Get your blood pressure up, as if I'm the gout

    I get rap people so nervous, they st-st-stammer
    My flow, you can't touch this. Call me MC Hammer
    I'm the boss, Louis XIV. You can call me the Sun King
    Because in this industry, it's all aout me.

    I got all kinds of stacks of money, something you'll never see.
    Never givin up the cheddar, I'm not the Giving Tree
    You need a little help with your flow, you've got the right one.
    Killing people in the game, I do it all for fun.

    I really only checked this because ya boy was bored
    You're my son, I had to beat you with the extension cord
    Hahahah I had to laugh cause I'm a demon
    Cruisin full speed in the ferrari, gassed up steady schemin

    I am slick, white t-shirt like a Greaser
    Stupid Hoe, like a promo that's a teaser
    As for your flow, my left pinky toe got a bigger vocab
    Never throw a full punch, I'll just throw a jab

    What am i doing, this is boring. Let me go to sleep
    Never worry about the crown, cause it's mine to keep
    Goodbye, get to steppin, dueces, toodle loo
    However I chose to say it, I bid you adieu

  12. RICOMINATI avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Wed, Feb 1, 2012 at 5:01 AM By: RICOMINATI

    These rap-wanna be's sounding like Mother Goose
    So I'ma Humpty Dumpty ya'll off with no excuse
    The ice on my neck's so heavy it left a bruise
    Consider me Minaj cause I win you lose
    Cause I be shootin' clips like I am a filmmaker
    Dough is what you lack, and I get it like a baker
    This rap's a phenomenon you can call it a salt shaker
    Cause it be shaking off these sorry little fakers
    I mean I only come around once in a while
    But I tend to set it off, that 9-1-1 they dial
    Have 'em screeching and moaning for miles
    Got a bad-b*tch malitia, they stand in single file
    Flow running through my veins, cause I'm insane
    Y'all give me brain, give me like a bowl full of grain
    Jayy Rico kills it off with no shame in his game
    My magic devoured y'all like I'm David Blaine

  13. RomansBestie avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Wed, Feb 1, 2012 at 5:45 PM By: RomansBestie

    kindergarden flow, i can smell the crayons
    you make those metaphors stretch like they was made of rayon
    fools i call you jester, but see the expression on my face
    The queen is unimpressed, beheading is your fate

    because youve been killed time and time again casper, get with the program
    And when I ask you if you've been trying, your words scream 'No ma'am'
    So if you're not gonna put your back in it, why do you reply?
    Your lack of flows, Ive start to dose, I wake up with a sigh

    You say ive got no vocab, just made a ninety nine
    that was on my english exam, honey im doing fine
    perhaps its you that needs to learn, i could be your tutor
    but you'd have to call me the queen, Im a rap bitch Tudor

    Im also like a lion, you could call me nala
    and all i do is get it in, you could call me balla
    And I'm on a diet, I eat you rappers, appetizer
    Before you open your mouth cause youre like a tranquilizer

    So yes, shh shh, please stop running that yap
    You need to find originality, heres a freakin map
    You need to know the difference between a farce and art
    Dear cowardly rappers, you all are lacking heart.

  14. iAMJCdC avatar

    Re: Rap Battle

    Sun, Feb 5, 2012 at 6:42 AM By: iAMJCdC

    These Hoes Still Takings Shots
    They Just Hating That I'm Famous And They're Not
    I Be Walking The Streets
    And People Are Just Staring At Me
    Like They've Seen Me Somewhere Before
    I Already Know That Bitch Ain't Famous Anymore
    My Haters Can Just Keep On Hating
    I Mean Sooner Or Later You'll Be Fading
    Writing Disses About Me To Get Your Name Known
    Well Boy I Don't Like It When You Talk To Me In that Tone
    I Won't Mention Your Name But Don't Think I'm A Pussy
    I'll Just Wait For Your Diss That's All And We'll See
    Who I Was Talking About Throughout This Whole Verse
    By The Looks Of It I Feel Like You're Cursed
    And I Know This Situation Will Just Get Worse
    But In End You'll Just Have To Find Another Course
    We All Know What You Do To Earn Money
    I Mean Sweetie That Job Isn't Even Funny
    I Have Something Prepared For You On The Last Day Of School
    I'll Make You Look Like A Fool
    I Be Sitting In My Room Watching Bad Girls Club
    Now Some Of Those Bitches Are Real Thugs
    Hate Those Fake Girls That Be Acting So Tough
    Ain't Nobody Going To Show You Any Love
    As For That Little Bitch
    Who Keeps Talking Shit
    You Better Watch Your Back
    Cause I Will Attack
    I'm Just Pointing Out The Facts
    I'm Being Real Something That You Lack

  15. donuteshhh avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 10:16 AM By: donuteshhh

    Nikki beda than me, coz female Weezy mean u on 1.
    just honourd to hoan my skillz an say i shine like 4 nunz.
    money to me, they gon owe one.
    talk big money or wit no bullets u get a shogun.
    u lost 1, cz i'm lost 2, alwayz had to smoke one.
    but today i'll try on a chick called Hope hold on.
    i'm costly, like bein on tha phone and they tell u hold on.
    yes, i can sir, no cancer of tha colon.
    sip a cold one.
    alwayz get robbed coz my swag bout to fold bumz. Ewe.
    brand new like Rhyme Fest, so Young,
    Money neva look ova my shoulder nowadayz get yourz like Sanfrads old son.
    Live from South Africa, bring u heat wit no sun.

    Yo Nikki, i wana ask u something. tryina start something and need yo help. please type under my message. Young Moola. Slum ruler.

  16. donuteshhh avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 10:26 AM By: donuteshhh

    i cant find my profile to change my info. help please.

  17. janelle avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 6:03 PM By: janelle

    ]lol shits crazy that yall call that rap!!!! buh that musique barb chick was fryin yall asses!!!
    boy i be killin them

  18. ChloeWannaMinaj avatar

    RE: Rap Battle

    Sat, Mar 3, 2012 at 5:01 PM By: ChloeWannaMinaj

    You call this a battle?
    The rhyming so weak
    Your rap futures ain't positive
    Weather report: cloudy, stormy, bleak
    You wanna try and challenge?
    Go ahead you rap wannabees
    But when I get my heat back on
    I flick em off, fleas
    My words are hard, my beat is harder
    You bitches so nosy, you sure you ain't my father?

    Trying to be like Nicki?
    Closest you'll get is Raggedy Ann, Doll
    Don't diss me back, bitch I'm on a roll
    I think ya'll need a dictionary
    You better call me up!
    I'm sitting at a DD
    Bitch please, you're an A cup!
    You dumb hoes at Superbass
    I'm at Y U Mad
    That explains why I'm amazing, and you bitches rhymes are drab

    STOP! Now make that muthfucker hammer time....

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