I go by the pseudonym ‘Barbie’, and no, it's not because I’m a plastic whore, but because I’m a blonde Asian who’s popular among girls.
I have many friends, who I share my perfect life with. I happen to own everything you can think of, in pink.
I can be scary at times because I don’t blink and stare at you no matter where you are; i also smile 24/7, even when you break my head off. I’m a victim of decapitation, a supermodel body, and a symbol of bimboism. (:

“Holy shit, I’m perfect!”

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    On Mon, Mar 26, 2012 at 12:36 PM, Gloria said:

    Woohoo Ken! Please do acceot my request and please follow me on twitter @Gloria_Zolanski and ill certainly follow back! #Team Roman.

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    On Mon, Mar 5, 2012 at 6:32 AM, Fernando David Martinez said:

    add me!

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    On Tue, Feb 21, 2012 at 10:23 PM, RomansBestie said:

    LOL just adding you now :p I'm surprised I haven't done so yet..anyways, do you have a twitter? I just got one so I'm looking for people to follow me :$
    Have a lovely day ken! (:

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    On Fri, Feb 10, 2012 at 3:40 PM, PrettiieGurl95 said:


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