SarcasticKenBarb’s Blog

  1. Fri, Mar 1, 2013 at 3:07 PM

    Dude... like NO

    So, last night I was at a farewell party for a co-worker. & I had not eaten majority of the day. So, I was at the bar sippin my midori sour then I gulped back a buttery nipple , so I was feeling a tad nice. Then the party starts & I get another midori sour cool, feeling better, then they bring food, & I know my ass needs food, so I inhaled the food. Then this pervy chef (I swear he...

  2. Fri, Mar 1, 2013 at 2:26 AM

    Inspiration = Nicki Minaj

    I am inspired by Nicki Minaj, you can tell by the Nicki Minaj related verses I create similar to her verses in her features, I also make Nicki Minaj faces when I'm out clubbin with my crew. Shit, when someone is all up in my space I turn Roman Zolanski on them. Also, I love wearing colorful contacts like Nicki, she's the reason why I started collecting & wearing contacts . :)

  3. Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    Choking on...

    So, chilling in the lounge at my college. My ace girl was eating nachos w/ a lot of sour cream, then she started choking & her boo walked in. We were like 'what happened?' She replied, I was choking on the 'white stuff', lmao her bf stopped, turned, & looked at her like O.o then started dying!!! Big ass Innuendo!! Lol #Lml

  4. Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 5:30 AM

    Jictionary (My Version of the Nictionary)

    [((ADJECTIVES))]> Amaziballs:- 1. A term used to describe a food item that tastes heavenly to the taste buds. Sentence : That Chocolate Mousse was AMAZIBALLS, it tasted like pure bliss!! Castle:- 1. A term to describe a person that is on top of their game. 2. Defines a person that knows how to...

  5. Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 5:12 AM

    #TITTH Verse (My Version)

    Reputation for cuffin; Stealin ya nigga was nothin. Nice thick thighs; That shit catches my eyes. Lays me on the bed; He gives exotic head. He got a fat ass; I always smash I never pass. I stole your nigger; He bounces on my dick, so I call em Tigger. I ain't Lady Saw, but I got yo man; Look in the mirror, he's not with you cause he's now my man. He don't care for you,...

  6. Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 4:56 AM

    What Grinds My Gears!! (Taken from my FB)

    1. Why do they call it Victoria's Secrets? If everyone already knows about what Victoria has on underneath... so how is it really a secret? 2. Why do people say things occur in 3's... why couldn't things occur in 4's or 5's what's so great about the damn number 3, it's an odd number!? 3. What ever happened to the old shows they use to put on TV when we were like little kids, for...

  7. Sorry if you see me from the electron cloud staring at you, All I want is for you to be my boo, I feel a very strong attraction , Maybe because you're my first selection, If I could fix and make my own nucleus, I would just put in the two of us , If you want Proton, I will get rid of Neutron, So then you will be known as Mrs. Electron, I will love you always,...

  8. Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 4:14 AM


    I prefer not to cry in the rain, I'd rather have you feel my pain, The anguish and the sorrow, The remorse of possibly never seeing tomorrow, It was alive and flourishing, like a newborn baby boy, Along the way it became old, covered in dust, and misplaced like a child's favourite toy, This dream traversed in my mind, the way a woman dances gracefully on...

  9. Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 3:29 AM

    My Thoughts

    Roses are red , the grass is green ; Don't get at me if you think I'm mean. I've NEVER been fake , I've ALWAYS been real ; It's not my fault if you make the truth into a unnecessary big deal. Ignore what the gossipers & haters say; They may upset you in an instant, but tomorrow is another day . I Speak with my Mind & Love with My Heart ; Life...

  10. Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 2:55 AM

    KnockOut Verse (My Version)

    Awe Fuck it, give me that damn bucket, Wh-When I throw this cock you better not start duckin. I morph the rap game into Hell's Kitchen when I stab, chop, & kill it ; I decapitate niggas then sauté em in my skillet . Some of them niggas aren't worthy to eat; So I get Gaga on em & tell em Bite My Bad Boy Meat ! I act like RiRi & tell him I Love It I...

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