Sun, Jan 23, 2011 at 3:22 AM


By: Dalyah

Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :
I’m a GIRL\ and I’m RICH \its BARBIE \ YOU little BITCH!!!!!

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: \ak-?r-gi-d?-w?-?ich-es-?r-gi-d?-b?\: adjective

1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.

Alfred Bitchcok : \?al-fr?d-?bich-käk\ : noun

1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad Bitch Check : \bad-?bich-chek\ : verb

1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks : \?bol(d)-?-läks\ : adjective

1: Good head.

Balloon Boy : \b?-?lün-?boi\ : noun

1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.

2: the oracle.

Barbie Backhand : \?bär-b?-bak-?hand\ : verb

1: The act of using intense force while unexpectedly givin da back hand to a hata.

BarbieBerry :\bär-b?-ber-?\: noun

1: term for BlackBerry. (barbie submitted, HB approved)

BarbieBoomBox : \?bär-b?-?büm-bäks\ : noun

1: a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from.

Barbie Detention : \?bär-b?-di-?ten-ch?n\ : noun

1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Juice : \?bär-b?-?jüs\ : noun

1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.

Barbie Powers : \?bär-b?-?pau-(-?)rz\: noun

1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.

2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

Barbie’s Phone Number:


Basement : \?b?s-m?nt\ : verb

1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.

2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.

BEEN a fan : \ben-?-fan\ : noun

1: term used to describe a cornball.

Sentence : “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”

Ben: \’ben\ : adjective

1. broke ass ken. (barbie submitted, HB approved)

BFF :\b-f-f\: noun

1: Barbie For FuckinEver

Bustitbarbie :\?b?st-?bär-b?\ : noun

1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to your Ken Day :\?k?-t?r-tü-y?r-ken-?d?\: noun

1: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.

Chin Check : \’chin-chek\ : verb

1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles : \?ch?-k?ls\ : verb

1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

CopyRightin’ Infringements :\kä-p?-?r?t-in-in-?frinj-m?nt\: noun

1: girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.

Da Dun Dun :\?d?-d?n-d?n\: adjective

1: used wen u have no more words 4 wash-ups and shortcakes.

Sentence : Fall bak hoe! Da dun dun!

Doll House :\?däl-?haus\ : noun

1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama :\?däl-l?-?lä-m?\: noun

1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch : \?fech\ : adjective

1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes.

*Only used with other HBs.

Fire Marshall: \fi(-?)r-mär-sh?l\ : noun

1: a term for sum1 tryna shut ya shit down.

Sentence: word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.

Frosty Da Snowman : \fro-st?-?d?-?sn?-man\ : noun

1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.

Gabbage Patch Kid :\?ga-bij-?pach-kid\: noun

1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

GBR : \g-b-r\ : verb

1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Get off my Fone : \git-’of-?m?-f?n\ : noun

1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.

Sentence: Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!

Goose : \?güs\ : adjective

1: captures both ‘fetch’ and ‘zoo’ in one term.

2: a parallel to the (common folk) term ‘AMAZING’

Harajuku Barbie : \?? ?bär-b?\ : noun

1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken : \?? ?ken\ – noun

1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his dick up”.

HB : \h-b\ : noun

1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

Hi! I’m Roni DOITCHH!!! :\h?-?m-r?-n?-do?i-ich\: verb

1: Go fuk yourself.

sentence: “Wut hoe? Hi! I’m Roni DOITCHH!” Or “BitchBYE! I’m roni DOITCH!”

HK : \h-k\ : noun

1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : \?ts-?bär-b?-?bich\: noun

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Judge Judy:\?j?j-jüd-?\: noun

1: friend in our head & baddest barbie in the galaxy

Muny: \??m?-n?\ : noun

1: alternate term for money.

* Can only be spoken by bad b*tches. Under achievers need not apply. Log off.

Penthouse : \?pent-?haus\: verb

1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.

Raggedy The Spy: \?ra-g?-d?-th?-sp?\ : noun

1: a name for bitches who wanna be like u, but just wont come outta the closet.

2: a Flip on Harriet the Spy.

Sentence: come out da closet raggedy!!! the spy!!!!

Regeey Bear : \r?-j?-ber\: noun

1: a friend in our head.

2: a cute liddle muffin that talks and looks like Regis.

sentence : ur a cute regeey bear!

Roger Dat : \?rä-j?r-d?t\ : verb

1: verbally style on a shortcake by implying she should “get like u” in 2010.

Sentence: Scuze me? Bitch! Roger dat!

Sighamese Twins :\?s?-?-?m?z-’twins\: adjective

1: 2 sighs bak2bak.

Step Your Scotty Up : \step-y?r-skät-?-??p\ : verb

1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.

Strawberry Shortcake : \?stro-?ber-?-short-?k?k\ : noun

1: a broke bitch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin :\?st?d-m?-f?n\: noun

1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Surfboard : \?s?rf-bord\ : adjective

1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch.

Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!!

Tumble Dry : \?t?m-b?l-?dr?\ : verb

1: used wen speaking to WASHED bitches.

Sentence : Tumble Dry bitch! Tumble Dry!!!

Vertical : \v?r-ti-k?l\ : adjective

1: a descriptive for easily surpassing your competitors.

2: also used to describe your “natural” high.

Sentence : I’m too VERTICAL hoe!!!

* Men can also use “vertical” – Sentence: “Damn baby u bad, u got a nigga real vertical right now”

Waffle House : \wä-f?l-?haus\ : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

Wet Wipe Willy : \?wet-?w?p-wil-ly\ : adverb

1: slang used 2 expound on “shitting” on a competitor.

Sentence : I’m clearly wet wipe willy…hoe!!!

When You Believe : by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey

1: our official THEME song.

download & learn it – “story of my life”

When You Believe
Zolanski-itis : \?zo-?län-?sk?-?-t?s\ : adjective

1: catching contact.

Sentence : Fuk u tryna do nigga? Gimme dat Zolanski-Itis? Fall off!

Zoo :\?zü\: adjective

1: when exciting, crazy, and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.

*can only be said with extreme intensity.


  1. KenBarb1243 avatar

    On Wed, Jan 26, 2011 at 1:20 AM, KenBarb1243 said:

    cant wait for the iPhone app!

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